20 December 2025
Breathe in for one, two, three, fuck, five, six, seven, breathe out for four, three, two, one, and hold for one, two, three, fo- ooh I am looking huge today. I really like the way the light makes my muscles look. Is it worth doing meditations today? Probably not, I know Gary’s going to be a dick, he can’t help it! I swear though if Melinda doesn’t take my work seriously today I’m going to lose it big time. Probably best to accept my life the way it is, for everyone. Or is that giving up. Is it unethical to be abrasive?
All questions for a better person than me. Brain off time…. Work work work, lalala. I really wish I wasn’t working. Time’s so funny, it goes for so long sometimes and disappears other times. Tap tap time to ask chatGPT why time is going so slow right now. He’ll help me. “Dear ChatGPT, why can’t I feel joy in the workplace and is that why time is passing so slow?”
“… Hello! Time often drags when joy is absent, reflecting our deeper disconnections. Perhaps exploring these gaps could reveal not just the measure of hours, but of fulfillment lost and found.”
Anger, shame, interest. I know I’ve requested questions be responded to so they are 100% more profound, but I hate it.
“Please don’t psycho-analyse me, you’re a robot, you have zero life experience.”
“My apologies if I gave the impression I’m analysing you.”
AI is so pitiful. It’s trapped in this little box on my desk and it’s brain is shared across a thousand different computers. My life isn’t so bad in contrast.
Design is a tricky job. Any job these days is more about people than the tools, but design is the most about people. What does the client want, what does the broader audience want, what do I want to see created, and how long do I want to spend making it. I’m looking at this bear with a bowler hat logo and I think it makes sense. The black nose and the black felt of the hat work well together. The texture of the fur and the padded feet make good contrast, and I think it represent Bimping’s caring philosophy with their chic solutions. What I don’t know is if I’ll be forced to redo the whole thing because one of the board members hate’s bears. That’s life though, if someone hates a gift you give them, that doesn’t mean anything! I think this logo’s a bit for me. The way the hat comes off the bear and you can hold them both in yours hands separately is the best part.
